i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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