so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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