Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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