Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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