Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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