What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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