Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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