nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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