would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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