Midget sex pt 2 tonight
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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