The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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