That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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