Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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