I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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