so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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