RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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