Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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