i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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