Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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