I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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