found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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