Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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