Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Panties = found
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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