Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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