There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Please, let me fuck your mom
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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