I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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