onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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