birth control should be required to get into college
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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