You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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