saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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