Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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