i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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