i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
