if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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