awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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