Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
