Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What a fucking waste of an outfit
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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