Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
