Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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