The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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