I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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