so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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