she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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