peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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