Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You're my little dorito
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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