I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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