Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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