just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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