Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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