Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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