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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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