I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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