I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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