And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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