belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
