I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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